Fake Bank Names
A companion to the BankCEO simulation: a downloadable spreadsheet of parody names for U.S. bank holding companies and every bank beneath them, mapped alongside their real names, home states, total assets, and total deposits. Filtering is built in.
Download the spreadsheet (.xlsx) — 8,600+ banks and holding companies.
A few favorites
- JPMorgan Chase → JP Mulligan Chaser
- Bank of America → Bank of Amnesia
- Citigroup → Sitting Group
- Wells Fargo → Wells Far-Gone
- U.S. Bancorp → U.S. Bankrupt
- Capital One → Capital None
- Goldman Sachs → Silverman Sacks
For entertainment only. The parody names are fictional wordplay and are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or representative of any real financial institution.